Snippets of conversation today:
"I did him, and him, and him, and him..... " (while flipping through a Pumpkin Masters carving book)
"I was standing in the bathroom, in my leopard print undergarments, and my young son walked in. He said Mommy, you look like a leprechaun!"
"How could you tell I was anxious?" Answer: "Well, you probably looked like you wanted to vomit."
"I laughed so hard I peed my pants."
"His shorts were so tight I didn't want to stand behind him at volleyball."
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